Johnny joined the army
  The cause he didn't know
  He served three years
  In the Middle East
  You know it doesn't show
    Johnny was a soldier
  He can't dance anymore
    When he came out
  He tried to form a band
  But he's only got one leg
  And he can hardly stand
    Now he drinks alone
  He gets sentimental
  He watches girls dance
  And he's thrown away his medals