Iggy says "I wanna be your dog."
  But I want you to be a demigod
    Look at my bow wow sitting there
  Sniffing scratching without a care
  Once upon a lifetime peroxide hair
  What a heavy load to bear
  What a heavy load to bear
    Alcohol, drugs and rock n' roll
  Come on doggy doggy let's go for a stroll
  Before and after human growl so foul
  And now animal and left to howl
    A dog in Sweden, a man's best friend
  Remember all those trends you set
  And now you are a housewive's pet
  Sit down bad boy, don't bow wow wow
  Drink this milk from the sacred cow
    Look at my bow wow sitting there
  Sniffing scratching without a care
  Once upon a lifetime peroxide hair
  What a heavy load to bear
  What a heavy load to bear
    What no meat?
  My bloodthirsty little bow wow
  Hypnotised
  Another family tree
  Remember?
  20th Century VIP
  You may have been a king
  You may have been a queen
  You may have been Nehru
  I'm sure there were a few smutty little scenes
  Smutty little scenes
    Hey doggy doggy, hey doggy doggy
  Hey doggy doggy, hey hey hey
  What a heavy load to bear
  What a heavy load to bear !!