stagecoach lady, hourglass body
  making things glow in the night
  well, she would if she could, and she'd be good if she would only
  tell her lover she be out tonight
  'cause I'm a bat
  a lonely school boy
  and I'm a rat
  and it's too bad, can't get me none of that!
  Salt Lake City, salt-lickin' bitties
  *** stinkin' of gin
  well my daddy was hard, his face was pretty scarred
  from kickin' ass and playin' poker to win
  it's too bad
  and it's too bad
  can't get me none of that!
  *** lady
  my mama Cady
  chivalry was born at her feet
  well she shoulda thought twice
  when pa showed his dice
  *** put my daddy to sleep
  It's too bad
  Lord, it's too bad!