i got a bad flavor
  i got dirty clothes
  i got a strange neighbor
  who doesn't have curtains on her windows
    i got a pet hedgehog
  drinkin' jaeger all day
  you got me crate combo and a baby on the way
  but it's ok
    it's gonna take a lot of time
  before i can cross that finish line
  and when i can't take the fall
  i really wanna make that call
    ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah
    that's my new best friend
  ann disaster's her name
  we're passin' out on the carpet
  and our attributes are the same
    it's the slacker lifestyle
  that we do so well
  bills are due on monday
  i'm oblivious, can't you tell
    it's gonna take a lot of time
  before i can cross that finish line
  and when i can't take the fall
  i really wanna make that call
    my brain is super-fried
  it involves pain to look inside
    it's gonna take a lot of time
  before i can cross that finish line
  and when i can't take the fall
  i really wanna make that call