The back alley cat fight
  Made me get my water pistol from Chinatown out
  A pink dragon with light blue horns
  That shoots a stream of water from its mouth, like fire
    It worked on them, a toy like that
  I'm back in bed, just like that
  Now, it's 6 AM, my head is spinning, the neighbor's yelling
  He wants to know which cat was winning
    Cat fight
  Everyone loves a cat fight
  For the sick minds
  Don't give 'em what they want
    Well, it's just another night
  And another round of screaming cat fights
  What's the thing they're fighting over now
  And is it worth the ticket price?
    Animals of territory
  Losing every ounce of glory
  While the claws and pulling hair get top attention
  Need I mention, no one's trying an intervention
    Cat fight
  Everyone loves a cat fight
  For the sick minds
  Don't give 'em what they want
    Cat fight
  Everyone loves a cat fight
  For the sick minds
  Don't give 'em what they want
    Well, she started eyes at me
  Who does she think she is?
  Don't you know who I am?
  Well, that was a show for you
  It's all you're gonna see
  'Cause we don't believe
    Now there's a conspiracy
  And I think we should test a theory
  Let's stage the biggest cat fight
  Ever seen in history and then
    When they get excited
  Turn around and be united
  So they'll know forever, when we're together
  That they'll never be able to set us against each other
    Cat fight
  Everyone loves a cat fight
  For the sick minds
  Don't give 'em what they want
    Cat fight
  Everyone loves a cat fight
  For the sick minds
  Don't give 'em what they want
  Don't give 'em what they want
  Don't give 'em what they want