A U Come outside
  I'm fed up with you looking
  Like the cat who got the cooking
  I said A U
  You and me outside
  You've got the kind of face
  The face of a git
  And I really want to hit it
  I said A U
  You and me outside
  Coz I've been watching you
  Chatting up all the girls
  And I'm fed up with you
  And I've drunk enough
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  Someone's gonna get a slap tonight
  Someone's gonna get whacked tonight
  Someone's gonna get a smack tonight
  From me
  And it's gonna be you
      A U You look like a poof
  How loud do I shout it ?
  Tell me what you're gonna do about it ?
  A U You and me outside
  You're a bloke who's heading for one
  A real fist magnet if ever I saw one
  A U You and me outside
  I saw you kiss that girl
  Over in the corner
  It's not jealousy
  It's just you and me
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    [Bridge]
  You've got too much dosh, you're everything I hate
  You talk all posh, you make me so irate
  You're so cock sure, you're a liability
  I told you before, it's not jealousy
  It's not jealously
  It's just you and me
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