Mike was right when he said I'd put up
  A fight to be someone, a fight to be me
  But see now, I'm down
  Under the pavement
  Of capital hills and lowercase people
  As time rolls by my dreams have become
  That which is attainable
  Not what I'm looking for!
    I've got the company car
  I'm the one swinging at two below par
  Yeah, I've become one with the ones
  That I've never believed in
  But I've got the company car
    I'm the king of things I've always despised
  I'm the gingerbread man
  who got eaten alive
  I'm half-baked! I'm fake!
  But see I've got hotels on
  Park Place and Boardwalk
  And two hundred bucks
  I pass go but, oh! Life's taken its toll
  Have I won Monopoly to forfiet my soul?
    All the king's horses
  At the foot of the wall
  They're taking pictures of
  The man who's lost all of his
  Masks of pretension
  He's got two faces left
  His is the one that he hides
  On the left behind that smile...
    Hiding tears and fear
  That burns like an engine
  It drives him away
  From the ones that he loves
  Mike was right:
  "Hey Mike! We're one and the same;
  we're the faceless combatants
  in the lonliest game"
  Ah but say, I'll wave as I'm driving by
  With that smirk in my eye, yelling
  "Hey! I'm something man, check me out!"