Eye cream and thigh cream
  how 'bout a get high cream?
  Nothing i do smoothes out the feelings
  of being used
  The Ballad of a Ladyman
    Freak that I am
  live in Japan
  Let's rock with the tough girls
  in this part of the world
  take a photograph
  Portrait of a Ladyman
    are we holding on to our pride a bit too long
  are we breaking you apart
  are we breaking on guitars
    They say i've gone too far
  with the image i've got and
  they know i'd make a mint
  with new plastic skin
  and a hit on the radio!
  Oh, tempations of a ladyman
    I could be demure like
  girls who are soft for
  boys who are fearful of
  getting an earful
  but i gotta rock!
    I'd rather be a ladyman
  how many times will you decide
  how many lives will you define
  how much control should we give up of our lives
  (You sit at home with an alibi
  in case they call and ask you
  why all you do is go
  "ooh ahh ohh"
  you're out of control but saying
  "ooh ahh ooh")