You're no rock n' roll fun
  like a party that's over
  before it's begun
  You're no walk in the park
  more like a shot in the dark
  with clues left for no one
    And all the boys in the band
  know how to get down
  fill our Christmas socks
  with whiskey drinks
  and chocolate bars
  and when the evening ends we won't
  be thinking of you then
  Although the best man
  won't hang out with the girl band!
    You're no rock n' roll fun
  like a piece of art
  that no one can touch
  Your head is always up in the clouds
  writing your songs
  won't you ever come down?
    And all the boys in the band
  know how to get down
  fill our Christmas socks
  with whiskey drinks
  and chocolate bars
  and when the evening ends we won't
  be thinking of you then
  Even if your song
  is playing on the jukebox
    You wanna party with the lights on
  Come on I like it dark!
  You always wanna hear the same old song
  Come on play another song!
    You're no rock n' roll fun