Do as I say not as I do because
  The shoot so deep you can't run away
  I beg to differ on the contrary
  I agree with every word that you say
  Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
  My wallet's fat and so is my head
  Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
  I'm a smart butt but I'm playing dumb
    Standards set and broken all the time
  Control the chaos behind a gun
  Call it as I see it even if
  I was born deaf, blind and dumb
  Losers winning big on the lottery
  Rehab rejects still sniffing glue
  Constant refutation with myself
  I'm a vicitm of a catch 22
    I have no belief
  But I believe
  I'm a walking contradiction
  And I ain't got no right
    Do as I say not as I do because
  The shoot so deep you can't run away
  I beg to differ on the contrary
  I agree with every word that you say
  Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
  My wallet's fat and so is my head
  Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
  I'm a smart butt but I'm playing dumb
    I have no belief
  But I believe
  I'm a walking contradiction
  And I ain't got no right
    I have no belief
  But I believe
  I'm a walking contradiction
  And I ain't got no right