Connie came back from her second cousin's wedding
  First time she'd been home in 'bout a year or two
  Just in time for the rehearsal dinner
  But that crazy Connie wasn't wearing any shoes
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  She lives in L.A. she flies to New York City
  That woman's been around the world
  You can take that girl out of the honky tonk
  But you can't take the honky tonk, can't take the honky tonk
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    Well the dinner broke up at about 11:30
  And the boys went off to do what boys will do
  Connie said come here girls we need to huddle up
  Around something that's a hundred proof
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    It's nine a.m. in front of the church
  People are going nuts just looking for the groom
  And by the way where's Connie
  She's run off with that boy in Cancun
    [Repeat Chorus]