Driving on the lawn
  Sleeping on the roof
  Drinking all the alcohol
  All the kids from school
  Will be naked in the pool
  While our parents are on Fire Island
    Cranking up the tunes
  'Til the windows break
  Feeding chocolate to the dog
  Jumping on the couch
  'Til the feathers all come out
  While our parents are on Fire Island
    We're old enough by now
  To take care of each other
  We don't need no babysitter
  We don't need no father or mother
  We're old enough by now
  Don't worry 'bout a thing
  Don't you remember
  Last December
  When you went to Steamboat Springs?
    Driving on the lawn
  Sleeping on the roof
  Drinking all the alcohol
  All the kids from school
  Will be naked in the pool
  While our parents are on Fire Island