[Chorus:]
    [Growling]
  There's so many opposites,
  So many opposites
  So many, there's so many, there's so many [x2]
    [Sung]
  Let's have a war
  So you can go and die!
  Let's have a war!
  We could all use the money!
  Let's have a war!
  We need the space!
  Let's have a war!
  Clean out this place!
    It already started in the city!
  Suburbia will be just as easy!
    [Chorus]
    Let's have a war!
  Jack up the Dow Jones!
  Let's have a war!
  It can start in New Jersey!
  Let's have a war!
  Blame it on the middle-class!
  Let's have a war!
  We're like rats in a cage!
    It already started in the city!
  Suburbia will be just as easy!
    [Chorus]
    Let's have a war!
  Sell the rights to the networks!
  Let's have a war!
  Let our wallets get fat like last time!
  Let's have a war!
  Give guns to the queers!
  Let's have a war!
  The enemy's within!
    It already started in the city!
  Suburbia will be just as easy!
    [Chorus x2]