I love livin' in the city [x2]
    My house smells just like the zoo,
  It's chock full of shit and puke!
  Cockroaches on the walls
  Crabs crawlin' on my balls!
  Ohh, but I'm so clean cut,
  I just wanna fuck some sluts!
    I love livin' in the city [x2]
    Spent my whole life in the city,
  Where junk is king and the air smells shitty.
  People pukin' everywhere.
  Piles of blood, scabs and hair.
  Bodies wasted in the street,
  People dyin' on the street,
  But the suburban scumbags, they don't care,
  Just get fat and dye their hair!
    I love livin' in the city [x2]
    I love livin' in the city [repeat]