All I do is stand and stare
  Waiting for that dirty look
  I just need to give it a go
  But all I ever hear is no
  Everyone else is getting some
  And I feel like I'm the only one
  Never getting any action
    Why are you always bringing me down
  You give me the same old story
  It's so boring
  Ain't nothing new to see
  Everyone's always laughing at me
  They give the me the same old story
  It's so boring
  Same fucking story
    I;m always getting shot down
  But my friends say she sleeps around
  I'm always having a try
  But I doubt I'll get her before I die
  Everyone else is having fun
  And I feel like I'm the only one
  Spending Friday nights alone
  With a magazine and a video
    Why are you always bringing me down
  You give me the same old story
  It's so boring
  Ain't nothing new to see
  Everyone's always laughing at me
  They give the me the same old story
  It's so boring
  Same fucking story
    Why are you always bringing me down
  You give me the same old story
  It's so boring
  Ain't nothing new to see
  Everyone's always laughing at me
  They give the me the same old story
  It's so boring
  Same fucking story
  Why are you always bringing me down
  You give me the same old story
  It's so boring
  Ain't nothing new to see
  Everyone's always laughing at me
  They give the me the same old story
  It's so boring
  Same fucking story