Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone
  Who brought back their permission slip
  Because I know nobody wants to stay home
  While the rest of us go out and make a day of it
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  Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside
  And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride
  They're starting something, and I don't want to begin it
  They're looking for trouble, but with me it won't be found
  And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes
  And so I guess i'll have to wait a lot til 8 o'clock comes around
    Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone
  Well I don't need to ask my friends
  Because I know mine was fastened to my jawbone
  Thanks to all those nights and weekends
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    When it comes to relationships (i'm the dumbest one)
  And I don't mean just with girls (I mean with everyone)
  Your illustrations always point out just whats wrong with me
  It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry
      It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
  It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
  It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
  chemistry.
    Can I relate to you the way you relate to me
  Can you help me out with my chemistry
  I dont want to be perceived the way I am
  I just want to be perceived the way I am