Had a crush on Santa
  Since I was 9 years old
  But Santa why do you go?
  Once a year you come a visit me
  Eat my cookies, leave presents
  the same old routine
    But now Santa I want something more
  No presents are what this boys asking for
  Santa sleep with me tonight.Yeah!
    I read these words in her diary
  An invasion of my girlfriends privacy
  I shouldn't have but I'm glad I did
  Wonder what does she see in him
  A big old tub of jelly with a double chin
  He's older then my grandmother
    And this Christmas I really desire
  Sexual attraction for this holiday star
  I've got a plan that you wouldn't believe
  But I gotta act fast.It's Christmas Eve
  It's Christmas Eve.It's Christmas Eve
    Santa's suit is what I would get
  And give my girlfriend a night that she'll never forget
  And niether will I
  Went through my closet and found a red robe
  Made a beard out of cotton stuff
  a shirt with no holes
  And drove to my girls house
    I slipped down the chimny
  And to my dismay I saw her and Santa in red lounchera
  And in between all the moans and groans
  I heard her say
  O Santa! O Santa!
  She Santa I miss you, I love you
  I wish you would stay home forever with me
  Santa I knew you were coming to town
  But tonight your coming with me
  Santa, get off of my girlfriend
  get off of my girlfriend
  get off of my girlfriend