You taught me to re-align my chakra,
  speak to my inner consciousness.
  You made me listen to John Butler
  and other rubbish that bored me to shit
  You wanted to move up the North Coast
  where everthing is so much better
  Where you can play Djembes on the beach
  I used to get mad
  I used to get angry
  I used to hate everyone i met
  You taught me love
  You showed me kindness
  You painted flowers on my face
  And that gave me the shits
  Fuck i hated that
  but it taught me a valuable lesson too
  Now i love everyone but you
  We had mushrooms in the morning
  I was braindead for eternity
  I took my clothes off
  you didn't like that
  and neither did the check-out chick from coles
  i tried to pash the store security
  I used to get mad
  I used to get angry
  I used to be cynical i know
  You taught me love
  You taught me yoga
  You threw the fire around my head.
  And that gave me the shits
  Fuck i hated that
  but it taught me a valuable lesson too
  Now i love everyone but you
  You wont make me live with no shoes.
  Now every full moon i think of last year
  and when we went to the bush doof party
  And how the acid made the music worse.
  I know she had a good heart
  when she stood in front of trees.
  But she talked out her arse
  she could see me aura turning bad.
  And that gave me the shits
  Fuck i hated that
  everyone else i know thanks you.
  Now i love everyone but you
  I passively resist your coup.