"Black Shuck"
  In a town in the east
  The parishioners were visited upon
  By a curious beast
  And his eyes numbered but one and shone like the sun
  And a glance beckoned the immediate loss
  Of a cherished one
  It was the coming of the
    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck
  Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck
    Flames licked round the sacred spire
  And the congregation's last line of defence
  Was engulfed in fire
  As the flaming priest stepped into the firing line
  On the business end of despair
  God, he took his own life
  During the coming of the
    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck
  Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck
    A nimbus of blue light surrounds a crimson paw
  As he takes another fatal swipe
  At the Blytheburgh Church Door
    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck
  Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck
  Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) Black Shuck
  (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck
    Woof!