"Stuck In A Rut"
  Kiss my arse, kiss my arse goodbye
  Propelled by a carriage of aluminium am I
  No more to rot in this sty
  Turn my back on this shit-hole in the blink of an eye
    Gimme the keys
  You ain't gonna see me for dust
  The Barnby Bends ain't gonna get the better of me
  Gimme the keys
  To any old bucket of rust
  The Acle Straights are gonna take me to where I wanna be
    Stuck in a rut
  Stuck in a rut for eternity
  Stuck in a rut
  Stuck in a rut for eternity
    The road is long and the lights are bright
  Just 'cos you've lived here all your life doesn't make it alright
  And the Golden Mile is paved with shite
  Don't mind telling you I'm sick of walking up and down it every single fucking night
    Gimme the keys
  You ain't gonna see me for dust
  The Barnby Bends ain't gonna get the better of me
  Gimme the keys
  To any old bucket of rust
  The Acle Straights are gonna take me to where I wanna be
    Stuck in a rut
  Stuck in a rut for eternity
  Stuck in a rut
  Stuck in a rut for eternity
    Stuck in a rut
  Stuck in a rut for eternity
  Stuck in a rut
  Stuck in a rut for eternity