[Spoken:]
  Girl, whenI think about you
  I only thinkof one thing
  You know what that is
    I lock my door get down on the floor
  & I rub one out, baby
  I sit back in my chair like I just don't care
  & I rub one out, baby
  When I'm feeling lonely & I want you to hold me
  I rub one out
    Rub one out, hey don't be shy
  Rub one out, don't ask why
  Rub one out, I'll grab my crotch
  Rub one out, do you wanna watch?
    When I'm all alone, UGH, & you're on the phone
  I rub one out
  When I'm feeling hot & I'm all in a knot
  I rub one out
  So baby don't be shy, don't ask why
  I rub one out, baby
    Rub one out, hey don't be shy
  Rub one out, don't ask why
  Rub one out, I'll grab my crotch
  Rub one out, do you wanna watch?
    Girl, I wanna get inside you
  all I need is to get beside you
  Leave a message on my machine, my machine
  Warm & sexy & I rub one out
  'cause that's teh way that it affects me, baby
    It's not enough, kissing & stuff
  so I rub one out
  when you're not here & I want you near
  I rub one out
    Rub one out, hey don't be shy
  Rub one out, don't ask why
  Rub one out, I'll grab my crotch
  Rub one out, do you wanna watch?