[Originally by Simon And Garfunkel]
    And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
  Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
  God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
  Heaven holds a place for those who pray
  (Hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey)
    We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
  We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
  Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
  Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
    And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
  Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
  God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
  Heaven holds a place for those who pray
  (Hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey)
    Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
  Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
  It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
  Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids
    Coo, coo, ca - choo, Mrs Robinson
  Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
  God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
  Heaven holds a place for those who pray
  (Hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey)
    Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
  Going to the candidates debate
  Laugh about it, shout about it
  When you've got to choose
  Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose
    Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
  A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
  What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
  Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
  (Hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey)