Went to a garage sale,
  What did I see?
  My dream come true,
  In front of me
  Three dollar special,(Three dollar)
  It's my bike now,(It's my bike)
  He's my best friend,(Best friend)
  Though I don't know why,(Don't know why)
  Don't know why
    We climbed trees together
  We picked up chicks
  We're best friends forever
  Now I gotta blow my nose
    We had some good times,(Good times)
  But I can't remember,(Can't remember)
  And a lot of bad times,(Bad times)
  Like when we squished my dog,(We squished my dog)
  I can remember when his seat smelled like a block of cheese,(Big old block of cheese)
  I tried to eat it,(Oh no)
  But then I threw up in my shoe,(Then I puked)
  In my shoe,(And then I puked)
    We climbed trees together
  We picked up chicks
  We're best friends forever
  Now I gotta blow my nose
  Blow my nose,
  Blow my nose,
  Blow my nose,
  Blow my nose,
  Blow my nose
    We climbed trees together
  We picked up chicks
  We're best friends forever
  Now I gotta blow my nose
  Blow my nose,
  Blow my nose,
  Unfotunately, I gotta blow my nose