All I need is some inspiration
  Before I do somebody some harm
  I feel just like a vegetable
  Down here on the farm
    Nobody comes to see me
  Nobody here to turn me on
  I ain't even got a lover
  Down here on the farm
    They told me to get healthy
  They told me to get some sun
  But boredom eats me like cancer
  Down here on the farm
    Drinkin' lemonade shanty
  Ain't nobody here to do me harm
  But I'm like a fish out of water
  Down here on the farm
    I wrote a thousand letters
  Till my fingers all gone numb
  But I never see no postman
  Down here on the farm
    I call my baby on the telephone
  I say come down and have some fun
  But she knows what the score is
  Down here on the farm
    I can't fall in love with a wheatfield
  I can't fall in love with a barn
  When everything smells like horse shit
  Down here on the farm
    Blue skies and swimming pools
  Add so much charm
  But I'd rather be back in Soho
  Than down here on the farm
    On the fucking farm!
    Are you born in a fucking barn or what?
    Baaaaaah!
    HOLD STILL