Ready
  It's A Whole Different Beast
  1, 2, 3, 4
  1, 2, 3, 4 (kazoo madness)
  Oh yeeeahh
  Oh yeeeeeeahh
    Well if you don't like it
  Go ahead find yourself a saint
  Go ahead now try to find a boy
  Who's gonna be what I ain't
    What you need is a plastic doll
  With a fresh coat of paint
  Who's gonna sit through all the madness
  And always act so quaint
  I said - a, oh yeah, well - a
    It's your new friend
  You're really
  Making a scene, and I've seen you
  Bouncing around, from machine to machine
  But you know that
    They're never really
  Never really what they seem
  And you can count on
  Generate some warmth, then you'll
  See just what I mean
  Oh baby, baby, baby yeah
    [CHORUS:]
    And if I'm acting like a king
  Don't ya know it's cos uh I'm a human being
  And if I want too many things
  Don't ya know it's cos I'm a human being
  And if I've got to dream
  Don't ya know it's cos I'm a human being
  And when it gets a bit obscene
  Don't ya know it's cos I'm a human being
  I don't gotta walk around with my head on down
  Just like a human... oh no a human being
  I can hold my head so high
  Just like a human
  A real proud human being
    Won't you give me a little sip
  Why won't you give me a drag of that cigarette
  Why don't you try to give me something
  That I'll never ever forget, but now
  Could you blow it all
  On a million dollar bet
  Because you're liable to lose it
  On a best lovin' you've had yet
  Oh baby baby, oh yeah
    [CHORUS]
    It's like I'm talkin' 'bout the human race
  You're tryin' to cover up a big disgrace
  Oh baby, yeah, yeah, yeah
  Come on, come on, come on, come on
    Well I may think that
  This whole scene is just a too appalling for me
  Well, I may be the type who's just mad about
  Funny little thing that I see, but I can
  Colour that with history, and make it
  Just what I want it to be, well I'm
  Blowin' my change on the fan magazines
  With all the Hollywood refugees
  Oh baby baby oh yeah
    [CHORUS]