Halley's waitress
  never comes around
  She's hiding in the kitchen
  She's nowhere to be found
  I just want some coffee
  Is that too much to ask?
  Halley's waitress
  is not up to the task
    And when she finally appears
  It's like she's been away for years
    It's been so long
  So long
  Darling don't you know
  We miss you when you're gone
  So long
  So long
  Darling don't you know
  We miss you when you're gone
  Ahhh
    Halley's waitress
  Has vanished once again
  She's talking to her agent
  She's calling all her friends
  Forget about the coffee
  I'll just take a check
  Halley's waitress
  You know you'll get yours yet
    It's been so long
  So long
  Darling don't you know
  We miss you when you're gone
  So long
  So long
  Darling don't you know
  We miss you when you're gone
  Ahhh