Come on, now get your ass out of bed
  You heard what the man said
  The crew is already gone
  We were all kinda high, but man what were you on?
    Tried to take a shuttle to Spain
  They kicked me off the plane
  I guess I'll go to Japan
  It all looks the same when you stump for the man
    And down in the valley we crawl in the alley
  Who knew the 101 was so long?
  Before you get sold, you get bought for a song
    Sake in aluminum cans
  It fell in the wrong hands
  And now we're chewing the scene
  Stumbling out of the Lexington Queen
    Walking through a German hotel
  And not walking very well
  I gotta get to the van
  Excuse me, I'm weaving as fast as I can
    And Tom won't admit he got lost in the city
  He's saying that the directions are wrong
  Before you get sold, you get bought for a song