Can you hear the whispering wind
  Over the screams of your dying friends?
  Did you know your life is mine?
  [Chorus:]
  You know what I got
  Ham on the bone
  A little thing I just can't leave alone
  Now I feel the purpose of my life defined
  Ham on the bone is mine
  Now you are called
  To the desperate scene at the throbbing ball
  And you'll do it all, now you've become my geni-thrall
  [chorus]
  Ham on Ham, Ham on the ham on the ham on [x5]
  Now my hand grasp my throbbing root and shan't unclasp
  Go to the head of the class as I madly stoke my flaccid shaft
  [chorus]
  Ham Ham Ham Ham - Ham on the Bone [x4]