Well I've been wearing a gilded lily
  Cunningly carved in a manner frilly
  To my design it was created
  No deviation was tolerated
  My gilded lily, he thinks he's funny
  My gilded lily, he's worth cash money
  My gilded lily, he made me a smarty
  I wear my lily to all the right parties go
  I was the envy of all the horde
  I proclaimed myself overlord
  My gilded lily gives me all this and more
  I puke my guts all over the floor
  I found the entertainment banal so,
  Through trenches of flesh we carved a canal
  Lead harlequin then drew his last
  He held a bejeweled theatrical mask
  The door heaved and then exploded
  We split the bill and then drove home loaded
  When we got there the paint was peeling
  We rose an Jell-O cubes to the ceiling
  I wear the lily Gaily festooned in a manner silly
  Draped in apparel I bathe in the smell I gild the lily
  Adroitly crafted yet willy nilly I wear the lily
  When I part with Milli Vanilli
  And soon the pleasure barges
  Rolled with the sun, pleasantly bloated
  We mingles as one amidst debris of Debauchery,
  I looked for the lily and just found me
  And all the while gilded lily faded
  Though it was the best I created
  But gilded lily was still in place
  It made a mockery of my face
  And delivered us a surprise
  The hulking mass of what we despised
  We lurched away as we moved to snuff it
  And we delivered a princely buffet
  Soon the continent split all asunder
  And the radios blared to the blunder
  My gilded lily expanded while spinning
  That's when I found out that we were winning
  Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons
  We piled up, peeled out, veered off and then we were gone