In the morning
   And in the evening
   When you think
   You're alone
   Too many hours
   In your apartment
   Has made me
   Hard as a stone
  
   I've tried to crack you
   I told you you're the one
   But you must have thought
   That I have gone
   I told you a lotta lies
   Just to get laid
   But your heart is
   Hard as a stone
  
   You're vicious
   But I'm a man
   I'm gonna do
   What I can
   To remain
   Hard as a stone
  
   That little pigeon
   Where did you find her
   I had to break her
   Every bone
   Eleven hours
   In your pool
   No longer
   Hard as a stone
  
   She was delicious
   Now I'm the star
   If you wanna be
   What you are
   You've gotta be
   Hard as a stone
   Hard as a stone
   Ha-ha-ha-hard as a stone
  
   You're mean
   But I'm a man
   It's not exactly
   What I planned
   But it seems
   I'm hard as a stone
   I'm hard as a stone
   Seems I'm hard as a stone