I've got information,
   'something you should hear,
   Electrical motion
   Is in the atmosphere.
  
   Something in the air has
   Given me a scare,
   Electric in my fingers,
   Electric in my hair.
  
   Electrics ev'ry where
   Electrics ev'ry where
  
   Thinking of the future,
   Living in the past,
   Electric interference,
   Disturbance from the blast.
  
   Electrics ev'ry where
   Electrics ev'ry where
  
   Electrics ev'ry where
   Electrics ev'ry where
   Electrics ev'ry where
   Electrics ev'ry where
   So... cold cooling at a ball
   and im looking for some action
   but like Mick Jagger said
   I can't get no satisfaction
   the girls are all around
   but none of them wanna get with me
   my threads are fresh and I'm looking def
   yo, wassup with the l-o-c
   the girls are all jocking
   at the other end of the bar
   having drinks with some no-name chump
   when they know that I'm the star
   so I got up and strolled over
   to the other side of the cantina
   I asked the guy, "why you so fly?"
   he said "funky cold medina"
  
   this brother told me a secret
   on how to get more chicks
   put a little medina in your glass
   and the girls'll come real quick
   it's better than any alcohol
   or afrodesiac
   a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
   so I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg
   and then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
   and did the wild thing on my leg
   he used to scratch and bite me
   before he was much much meaner
   but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina
  
   you know what I'm saying
   I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
   I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
   they won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing
  
   I went up to this girl
   she said "Hi, my name Sheena"
   I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina,
   she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it"
   and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was
   with it
   so I took her to my crib
   and everything went well as planned
   but when she got undressed it was big old mess
   Sheena was a man
   so I threw him out
   I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner
   you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina
  
   you know,
   ain't no plans with a man,
   this is the 80s and I'm down the ladies,
  
   break it down,
  
   back in the saddle, looking for a little affection
   I took a shot, I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection
   the audience guests voted, and you know, they picked a winner
   I took my date to the Hilton ford
   media had some dinner
   she had a few drinks, I'm thinking soon what I'd be getting,
   but that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a wedding,
   I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I'll be seeing ya",
   that's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina
  
   you know what I'm saying
   that medina's a monster y'all
   --The End--