Sit down honey gotta have us a talk
   You man is a little upset
   There’s a couple of things that’s been missing
   And I ain’t found ‘em yet
   I ain’t pointing no fingers ain’t layin’ no blame
   And I don’t wanna lose my cool
   But you just don’t fool with a country boy’s tool
   Tool box
   Now did I hear you right you loaned ‘em out
   To the neighbor down the road
   Hey I’d just as soon you’d let him have my ole bird dog
   Or my favorite fishing pole
   Now there’s one little lesson that you need to learn
   You just don’t fool with a country boy’s tool
   Tool box
  
   It was handed down from my daddy’s dad
   Back in nineteen forty-two
   And they may be rusty and they might be old
   But they’re kinda like my family jewels
   Honey I love you but there’s something else too
   That I care about a heck of a lot
   Oh you just don’t fool with a country boy’s tool
   Tool box
  
   Now I don’t wanna hurt your tender heart
   And I really do understand
   That a friend in need is a friend indeed
   And you offered a helping hand
   But it something gets broke and it’s gotta be fixed
   Well I don’t blame you know who
   ‘Cause you just don’t fool with a country boy’s tool
   Tool box
  
   It was handed down from my daddy’s dad
   Back in nineteen forty-two
   And they may be rusty and they might be old
   But they’re kinda like my family jewels
   Honey I love you but there’s something else too
   That I care about a heck of a lot
   Oh you just don’t fool with a country boy’s tool
   Tool box