Well, down at the factory, I'm never late
   I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight
   I give a hundred percent, I don't ever stop
   'Til Friday evening when I punch that clock
   Then I disappear until the weekend's through
   And you'll never guess who I turn into
  
   I'm a honky-tonk superman
   Ready or not, I'm back again
   Dancing on the tables
   And swinging from the chandeliers
   I'm a honky-tonk superman
   That's who I really am
   A real rebel, dare-devil
   Honky-tonkin' superman
  
   Everybody's waiting for my next move
   Last night I broke the record for acting a fool
   My favorite waitress said I went a little too far
   When I came roller skating down the top of the bar
   Now, don't blame me for just having fun
   The never should have bet me that it couldn't be done
   ('Cause)
  
   I'm a honky-tonk superman
   Ready or not, I'm back again
   Dancing on the tables
   And swinging from the chandeliers
   I'm a honky-tonk superman
   That's who I really am
   A real rebel, dare-devil
   Honky-tonkin' superman
  
   Hey, look up there on the neon sign
   It's a bird, it's a plane, Lord, he's lost his mind
  
   Oh, it's just honky-tonk superman
   Ready or not, I'm back again
   Dancing on the tables
   And swinging from the chandeliers
   Whoa, yeah, I'm a honky-tonk superman
   Yeah, that's who I really am
   A real rebel, dare-devil, honky-tonkin' superman
   Yeah, sure enough, real tough, honky-tonk superman