I am livin' on Channel Z
  
   Getting nothing but static, getting nothing but static
   Static in my attic from Channel Z
   Getting nothing but static, getting nothing but static.
   Static filling my attic from Channel Z
  
   I don't know---I feel like something's happening
   Something good is happening!
   I feel love has got to come on, and I want it
   Something big and lovely
  
   I want the world to change for me! Gotta get away
   Away from Z---Living on the edge of Z
   Space junk---laser bombs---ozone holes
   Better put up my umbrella!
   Giant stacks blowin' smoke
   Politicrits pushin' dope
  
   All I know---we've got to change what's happening
   Something good could happen
   I feel light has got to come through---and I need it
   Something big and lovely
  
   I want the world to change for me---gotta get away---away from Z
   Living on the edge of Z
   Waste dumps---toxic fog---irradiate---and keep it fresh forever
   Good old boys---tellin' lies
   'Bout time---I got wise
   Getting nothing but static
   Static in my attic from Channel Z
  
   Gotta tune in---pico waves. Gotta tune out---PCB's
   Gotta tune in---market crash. Gotta tune out---polar shift
   Gotta tune in---narrow minds. Gotta tune out---space junk
   Gotta tune in---bombs. Gotta turn out---atomic lasers falling from the sky
  
   Where's my umbrella?
   Gonna shoot that static down the drain
   Gonna put that static out of my brain
   Gonna put up my antennae. FREE!
  
   Hamburger ads!---Pop up in my head---
   On the edge of Aquarius---I'm living on the edge
   Secret wars!---Take my money away!
  
   I know I feel a change is happening---Something good will happen
   I feel love is coming on strong, and I want it
   We can make it happen
  
   I want the world to change for me---gotta get away---away from Z
   Living on the edge of---ZZZZZZZZ
  
   Channel Z's all static all day forever---time to open your windows,
   Let in better weather