We decide to get away
   And have some fun
   Book a room and catch a flight
   For two weeks in the sun
   She says, "Hawaii's too expensive."
   I say, "Barbados isn't bad."
   She says, "I'd love to see Bermuda."
   And I say, "Woman, are you mad!"
   Bermuda Triangle
   It makes people disappear
   Bermuda Triangle
   Don't go too near
   But she
   Doesn't see my angle
   And she thinks I'm being dumb
   So Bermuda Triangle
   Here we come!
   Lying with my woman on
   The island sand
   I look up and see her with
   A stranger, hand in hand
   I see her sitting on his blanket
   I see them going for a swim
   And when I run to find my woman
   I find her running after him!
   Bermuda Triangle
   Makes my woman disappear
   Bermuda Triangle
   Don't go too near
   Looking
   At it from my angle
   Do you see why I'm so sad
   Bermuda Triangle
   Very bad!
   Lying lost and lonely on
   The island sand,
   When a lovely stranger says
   Hello and takes my hand
   And soon she's sitting on my blanket
   And then we're going for a swim
   When I say, "what about your boyfriend?"
   She turns and waves goodbye to him!
   Bermuda Triangle
   It makes people disappear
   Bermuda Triangle
   Don't go to near
   But look
   At it from my angle
   And you'll see what I'm so glad
   Now Bermuda Triangle
   Not so bad!