Wait a minute man
  Ay check this out man
  It was this blind man, right?
  Man check this
  It was this blind man, right?
  He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
  Ay, he walked past this fish market
  You know what I'm sayin'?
  He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
  Woo, good morning ladies
  You like that shit man?
  Ay, I got a gang of that shit, man
  I tell you what
  My man on the guitar
  Ay, fool on the drums
  Everybody just crowd 'round the mic
  I tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got man
  So first I'm gonna start it off like this
  Help me sing it home boy, come on
  Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
  Baby that's all we need
  We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
  As the marijuana burn
  We can take our turn
  Singin' them dirty rap songs
  Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
  It still takes from here to Hong Kong
    So roll, roll, roll my joint
  Pick out the seeds and stems
  Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell
  Skatin on datin rims
  So roll, roll the 83
  Cadallac Coupe Caville
  If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
  I bet my Cavy will
  Well it was just sundown in a small white town
  They call it eastside Palm Dell
  When the Afro Man walked through the white land
  Houses went up for sale
  Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
  when I met a little girl named Jan
  I let her ride in my Caddy
  cuz I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
  We fucked on the bed
  Fucked on the flo'
  Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
  Then I fucked to the left
  Fucked to the right
  She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
  I thought to myself
  Sheeba sheeba got my ass lookin' like a zebra
  I put on my clothes and I was on my way
  Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
  So I ran, I jumped out the back window
  But her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo'
  Oh, he beat me to the left
  He beat me to the right
  The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
  But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
  That's the best damn pussy I ever had
  Got a bad of weed and a bottle o' wine
  I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time
  Colt 45 and two zig-zags
  Baby that's all we need
  We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
  And as the marijuana burn
  We can take our turn
  Singin' them dirty rap songs
  Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
  It still takes from here to Hong Kong
    So roll, roll, roll my joint
  Pick out the seeds and stems
  Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell
  Skatin on datin rims
  So roll, roll the 83
  Cadallac Coupe Caville
  If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
  I bet my Cavy will
  I met this lady in Hollywood
  She had green hair but damn she looked good
  I took her to my house
  Cuz she was fine
  But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
  I met this lady from Japan
  Never made love with an African
  I fucked her once
  I fucked her twice
  I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
  Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
  I met a woman in the heart of Australia
  Had a big butt and big titties, too
  So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
  See I met this woman from Hawaii
  Stuck it in her ass and she said I E
  Lips was breakfast
  Pussy was lunch
  Then her titties busted open with Hawaiin punch
  Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
  She said I'll fry some chicken if you just bump me
  I came in her mouth
  It was a crisis
  I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
  Colt 45 and two zig-zags
  Baby that's all we need
  We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
  And as the marijuana burn
  We can take our turn
  Singin' them dirty rap songs
  Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
  It still takes from here to Hong Kong
    I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
  Her titties were filled with hennessy
  That country music really drove me crazy
  But I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy"
  Met this lady in Oklahoma
  Put that pussy in a coma
  Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
  Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
  Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albina
  Fucked this hooker in Iowa
  I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
  Fucked this girl down in Georgia
  Came in her mouth now I thought I told ya
  Met this beautiful sexy ho
  She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico
  Fine young thang said her name's Maria
  I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
  I wanna get married but I can't afford it
  I know I'm a cry when she get deported
  Colt 45 and two zig-zags
  Baby that's all we need
  We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
  As the marijuana burn
  We can take our turn
  Singin' them dirty rap songs
  Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
  It still takes from here to Hong Kong
    Have you ever went ova' a girl's house to fuck
  But the pussy just ain't no good? (say what)
  I mean you gettin' upset cuz you can't get her wet
  Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
  So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
  But it take her so long to cum
  Then a dude walk in
  That's her big boyfriend
  And he asks you where you from (where you from homey?)
  So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang)
  You start talkin' real fast (I don't bang)
  But he already mad cuz you fuckin' his woman
  So he start beatin' on yo' ass
  Now ya clothes all muddy
  Ya nose all bloody
  Your dick was hard but now it's all (what)
  You thought you had a girl to rock your world
  Now you still gotta go jack off
  Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
  Baby that's all we need
  We can go to the park...