The world owes me a living
   I've waited on this dole queue too long
   I've been standin' in the rain for fifteen minutes
   That's a quarter of an hour too long.
  
   I'll take all they can give me
   And then I'm gonna ask for more
   Cos the money's buried deep in the bank of England
   And I want the key to the vault
  
   CHORUS:
   I'm gonna take your money
   Count your loss when I'm gone.
   I'm alright, Jack,
   I'm lookin' after number one.
  
   If I want something I get it
   Don't matter what I have to do
   I'll step on your face, on your mother's grave
   Never underestimate me I'm nobody's fool
  
   (repeat chorus)
  
   Don't wanna be like you.
   Don't wanna live like you.
   Don't wanna talk like you, at all.
  
   Don't give me love thy neighbour
   Don't give me charity
   Don't give me peace and love or the good lord above
   You only get in my way with your stupid ideas
  
   I am an island
   Entire of myself
   And when I get old, older than today
   I'll never need anybody's help in any way.
  
   (repeat chorus)
  
   Don't wanna be like you.
   Don't wanna live like you.
   Don't wanna talk like you, at all.
  
   I'm gonna be like
   I'm gonna be like
   I'm gonna be like ME!