Sittin' in the front row
   Mary of the fourth form
   Turnin' all the boys on
   She's turnin' all their heads around
   Hitchin' up her short skirt
   Stretchin' out her long legs
   Pullin' up her stockings
   She's combing out her long hair
   Starin' at the teacher
   Openin' her lips wide
   Shiftin' in her seat. Yeah,
   She slowly moves her hips aside
  
   But in the middle of the night
   She wakes her Mom to turn out the light
   Her make-up's on and her jeans are skintight
   And she's heading to the Pillar Bar
   Johnnie looks alright tonight she thinks
   He gives her a smoke and he buys her a drink
   He shoots a frame and they head off into the night.
  
   Mary of the fourth form.
   Mary of the fourth form.
   Mary of the fourth form.
   Mary of the fourth form.
  
   Teacher's losing control
   Thankfully the bell rings
   Mary's left all alone
   With no one but the teacher
   She quickly drops her pencil
   And slowly bends to get it
   Teacher is a natural man
   His hand moves out to touch her
   She straightens and looks around, yeah
   She laughs and leaves the room, yeah
   Heartbreak for the teacher
   Sweet dreams for young Mary
  
   But in the middle of the night
   She wakes her Dad to turn out the light
   Her make-up's on and her jeans are skintight
   And she's headed to the Pillar Bar
  
   Johnnie looks great tonight, she thinks
   He gives her a smoke and he buys her a drink
   Shoots off a frame and they head off into the night.
  
   Mary of the fourth form.
   Mary of the fourth form.
   Mary of the fourth form.
   Mary of the fourth form.