I'm driving down the highway
   Headed to the range
   Gonna knock 'em out stong
   But I'm feeling no pain
  
   Got an old brown bag
   Big stick in the back
   Where the grass don't grow
   Gonna take a few hacks
  
   There's a place for you if you're just like me
   Armchair greens chillin at the TV
   Have another cool one
   but it won't hurt
   Got myself a big stick
   swingin in the dirt
  
   Got a two bit job
   with a little bit of pay
   But I feel no pressure
   Couple lessons today
  
   Working on the swing
   And talkin' trash
   Take another good hit
   Try to make it last
  
   There's a place for you
   If you're just like me
   Armchair boys yelling at the TV
   Twenty points in a row
   I'm getting shirts
   Got myself a big stick swingin' in the dirt
  
   Bet a five dollar nasaw
   And all you got's two
   Well a five foot gimme
   Make a man out of you
  
   Well I got my dreams
   And they just don't stop
   Well a big man, big shot
   Make her on top
  
   Well, there's a place for you if you're just like me
   Armchair greens chillin' at the TV
   Have another cool one
   But it won't hurt
   Got myself a big stick
   Swingin in the dirt
   Repeat chorus