Parking lot's full, the crowd's here
   All to see and hear the food and beverage seer
   Bumpin' time, everyone side to side
   Left allemand and do-pah-so time
   Here she comes, coming round the bend
   Been to the bathroom and she's going back again
   Just to give a good cold shoulder next time
  
   Been around town and we're going again
   Hallelujah when you get to the end
   Summer's come now don't you feel the sting
   All going down looking for the tango king
  
   Look at Pete, he's a lounge hand
   All want to stand where he stands
   Spin that girl neath the colored ball
   Fancy plaid man's the envy of all
  
   Been around town and we're going again
   Hallelujah when you get to the end
   Summer's come now don't you feel the sting
   All going down looking for the tango king
  
   All the sounds, and the truth is found with a
   drink in hand
   Kings of lounge, and button-downs are coming
   back again
   Coming back again
  
   Been around town and we're going again
   Hallelujah when you get to the end
   Walk on cut glass wouldn't feel a thing
   All going down looking for the tango king