I am the biggest hypocrite
  I've been undeniably jealous
  I have been loud and pretentious
  I have been utterly threatened
  I've gotten candy for my self-interest
  the sexy treadmill capitalist
  heaven forbid I be criticized
  heaven forbid I be ignored
    I have abused my power forgive me
  you mean we actually are all one
  one one one one one one one
  I've been out of reach and separatist
  heaven forbid average (whatever average means)
  I have compensated for my days
  of powerlessness
    I have abused my so-called power forgive me
  you mean we actually are all one
  one one one one one one one
    did you just call her amazing?
  surely we both can't be amazing!
  and give up my hard earned status
  as fabulous freak of nature?
    I have abused my power forgive me
  you mean we actually are all one
  one one one one one one one
  always looked good on paper
  sounded good in theory