You’re my funny valentine,
   Sweet comic valentine,
   You make me smile with my heart
   You’re looks are laughable, unphotographable
   Yet you’re my favourite work of art
   Is your figure less than Greek,
   Is your mouth a little weak
   When you open it to speak are you smart
   But don’t change a hair for me
   Not if you care for me
   Stay little valentine, stay
  
   Each day is Valentine’s Day