Strange times in Portland, Maine
   Lobsters dancing on the dock
   Switzerland's been wierd since they unplugged the clocks
   Man and a woman living in Brooklyn Heights
   Each convinced that the other is in the wrong
   Last year the divorce rate trippled in Hong Kong
   If through all the madness
   We can stick together
   We're safe and sound
   The world's just insode out and upside down
  
   Flash from Mexico...the tornadoes have all turned gay
   Roman whores have quit to seek a better way
   Dope has undermined the morale of the Buckingham Palace guards
   Motorcycle gangs ride naked down Hollywood Boulevard
   If through all the madness
   We can stick together
   We're safe and sound
   The whole world's just turned insode out and upside down
  
   Marahaj wants you to lead a pilgrimage to Tibet
   New York women want me sounding off like a Suffragette
   I know that each of us is alone in the end
   But the trip still feels less dangerous when you've got a friend
   If we stick together
   You and me forever
   We're safe and sound
   The world's just turned inside out and upside down
   The world's just turned insode out and upside down