Well my pad is very messy
   and there's whiskers on my chin
   and I'm all hung up with music
  
   and I always play to win.
   And I ain't got time for lovin'
  
   'cause my time is all used up.
   Just a sittin' round creatin'
   all that groovy kind of stuff.
  
   If I had my choice my matter
  
   if would rather be with the cats.
   All engrossed in mental Chatter
  
   showing where our minds are at.
   And I relatin' to each other
  
   just how strong our will can be.
   I resisting all involvements
   which each groovy chick we see.
  
   So I got to keep my image
  
   while suspended from a throne.
   that looks out upon a kingdom
  
   filled with people all unknown.
   who imagine I'm not human
  
   and my heart is made of stone
  
   and I never have no problems
  
   and my toilet's trimmed with chrome.
  
   R E F R A I N :
  
   But I'm a man
   yes I am
  
   and I can't help but love you so
  
   Oh no no.
   I'm a man
   yes I am
   and I can't help
  
   but love love you so.