[LIZ]
   Pop
   [ANNIE]
   Six
   [JUNE]
   Squish
   [HUNYAK]
   Uh uh
   [VELMA]
   Cicero
   [MONA]
   Lipschitz!
   (6mal)
   He had it coming
   He had it coming
   He only had himself to blame
   If you'd have been there
   If you'd have seen it
  
   [VELMA]
   I betcha you would have done the same!
   [LIZ]
   Pop
   [ANNIE]
   Six
   [JUNE]
   Squish
   [HUNYAK]
   Uh uh
   [VELMA]
   Cicero
   [MONA]
   Lipschitz!
  
   (2mal)
  
   [LIZ (Spoken)]
   You know how people
   have these little habits
   That get you down. Like Bernie.
   Bernie like to chew gum.
   No, not chew. POP.
   So, I came home this one day
   And I am really irritated, and
   I’m looking for a little bit sympathy
   and there's Bernie layin'
   on the couch, drinkin' a beer
   and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
   Poppin'. So, I said to myself,
   „You pop that
   gum one more time..."
   and he did.
   So I took the shotgun off the wall
   and I fired two warning shots...
   ...into his head.
  
   [ALL]
   He had it coming
   He had it coming
   He only had himself to blame
   If you'd have been there
   If you'd have heard it
   I betcha you would have done the same!
  
   [ANNIE (Spoken)]
   I met Ezekiel Young from
   Salt Lake city about two years ago
   and he told me he was single
   and we hit it off right away.
   So, we started living together.
   He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
   fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
   And then I found out,
   "Single" he told me?
   Single, my ass. Not only
   was he married
   ...oh, no, he had six wives.
   One of those Mormons, you know. So that
   night, when he came home from work,
   I fixed him
   his drink as usual.
   You know, some guys just can't hold
   their arsenic.
  
   [LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA]
   Hah! He had it coming
   He had it coming
   He took a flower
   In its prime
   And then he used it
   And he abused it
   It was a murder
   But not a crime!
  
   [JUNE (Spoken)]
   Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
   carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
   minding my own business,
   in storms my husband Wilbur,
   in a jealous rage.
   "You been screwin' the milkman,"
   he says. He was crazy
   and he kept on screamin',
   "you been screwin the milkman."
   And then he ran into my knife.
   He ran into my knife ten times!
  
   [All]
   If you'd have been there
   If you'd have heard it
   I betcha you would have done the same!
  
   [HUNYAK (Spoken)]
   Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok,
   hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
   lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
   vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
   Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
   a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...
  
   [JUNE (Spoken)]
   Yeah, but di you do it?
   [HUNYAK]
   UH UH, not guilty!
  
   [VELMA]
   My sister, Veronica and I
   Had this double act
   and my husband, Charlie,
   travel round with us.
   Now, for the last number in
   our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks on the role
   one,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
   back flips,flip flops,
   one right after the other.
   So this one night before the show we’re done in the hotel Cicero,
   the three of us, boozin'
   havin' a few laughs and
   we ran out of ice.
   So I go out to get some.
   I come back, open the door
   and there's Veronica and
   Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
   the spread eagle.
  
   Well, I was in such a state of shock,
   I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
   It wasn't until later,
   when I was washing the blood off my hands
   I even knew they were dead.
  
   [All]
   They had it coming
   They had it coming
   They had it coming all along
   I didn't do it
   But if I'd done it
   How could you tell me that I was wrong?
   (2mal)
  
   [MONA]
   I loved Alvin Lipschitz
   more than I can possibly say.
   He was a real artistic guy...
   sensitive... a painter.
   But he was troubled.
   He was always trying
   to find himself.
   He'd go out every night
   looking for himself
   and on the way
   he found Ruth,
   Gladys,
   Rosemary and Irving.
   I guess you can say we broke
   up because or artistic differences.
   He saw himself as alive
   and I saw him dead.
  
   [All]
   The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
   The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
  
   [ALL]
   They had it coming
   They had it coming
   They had it coming all along
   Cause if they used it
   then they abused it
   How could you tell us that we were wrong
  
   [ALL]
   He had it coming
   He had it coming
   He only had himself to blame
   If you'd have been there
   If you'd have seen it
   I betcha you would have done the same!
  
   [LIZ (Spoken)]
   You pop that gum one more time!
   [ANNIE (spoken)]
   Single my ass.
   [JUNE (Spoken)]
   Ten times!
   [HUNYAK (Spoken)]
   Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
   [VELMA (Spoken)]
   Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
   [MONA (Spoken)]
   Artistic differences.
   [ALL]
   I betcha you would have done the same!
   [LIZ]
   Pop
   [ANNIE]
   Six
   [JUNE]
   Squish
   [HUNYAK]
   Uh uh
   [VELMA]
   Cicero
   [MONA]
   Lipschitz!