Dennis is a menace
   With his Anyone for tennis?
   And he'd beseech me to come keep the score.
   And Maude said, Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored
   I really can't stand it anymore...
  
   With a gorgeous singer,
   To a little place I found,
   Down by the key.
   Her name is Patricia,
   She calls herself Delicia
   And the reason isn't
   Very hard to see.
  
   She said, God made her a sinner
   Just to keep those fat men, thinner
   As they tumble down in heaps
   Before her feet.
  
   They hang around in groups
   Like battle weary troops,
   One can often see them
   Queue right down the street.
  
   You see Patricia
   Or Delicia
   Not only is a singer
   She also removes all her clothing
  
   For Patricia,
   Is the best stripper in town...
  
   And with a swing of her hips,
   She started to strip
   To tremendous applause
   She took off her drawers
  
   And with a lick of her lips
   She undid all her clips,
   Threw it all in the air
   And everyone stared
  
   And as the last piece of clothing
   Fell to the floor,
   The police were banging on the door
   On a Saturday night,
   In 1924
  
  
   it away boys...
  
   Well, Patricia was arrested
   And everyone detested,
   The terrible manner in which
   she was exposed
  
   Later on in court
   well everybody thought
   A summer's run in jail
   would be proposed..
  
   But the judge said, Patricia,
   Or may I say Delicia,
   The facts of this case lie before me (knock, knock, knock)
   Case dismissed... This girl was in her working clothes...
  
   And with a swing of her hips,
   She started to strip
   To tremendous applause
   She took off her drawers
  
   And with a lick of her lips
   She undid all her clips,
   Threw it all in the air
   And everybody stared
  
   And as the last piece of clothing
   Fell to the floor,
   The police were yelling out for more
   On a Saturday night
   In 1924.