My daddy was a trucker
  Left home when I was three
  He fell for some dude in Austin
  Then it was mom and me
  She always wanted a daughter
  Well look at what she got
  A'hit me, beat me, a faggot I ain't
  But a real man they say I'm not
  I'm the queen, queen of the rodeo
  Queen, queen of the rodeo
  So cowboy, if you're lookin for lovin'
  I ain't no queer, go fuck a steer
  "I think there's one over there..."
  I drink too much, I smoke too much
  I'm a human waste
  I buy a lot of cheap alcohol
  But I'll tell ya honey, I really hate the taste
  I dressed in drag, they call me a fag
  But boy, I really don't care
  Cause last night I met your girlfriend, sucker
  And I hope ya like to share, cause she did
  I'm the queen, queen of the rodeo
  Queen, queen of the rodeo
  So cowboy, if you're lookin to fight
  I ain't no wimp, I scratch and bite
  "And I'm gonna kick your ass too..."
  Queen, queen of the rodeo
  FUCK YOU!
  Queen, queen of the rodeo
  Queen, queen of the rodeo