Red Alert:
   Check this out, Cool DJ Red Alert
   With my man, Q-Tip
  
   Q-Tip:
   In the morning, woke up from sexual pleasures
   Looked at her sexual partner
   Who acquainted her acquaintance
   Five hours ago at a disco
   She went lower than low, into limbo
   A thought crossed the mind, her, a bimbo
   She answered no, so she had to go...on with the program
   Creedence, it seems that I've forgotten your name
   But it seems that she's done the same
   And now something has happened
   Suddenly, she's been distracted
   By something that has been attracted
   She poked and poked and smacked at it
   Then she broke down and she scratched it
   Now, I think you understand
   Clinic, saw the doctor flex his biceps
   Then he picked up a pair of forceps
   Her pretty face showed fright
   Right then and there, she fainted
   A really grim picture is painted
   The brotha who she acquainted
   Was the enemy, scary ain't it?
   The Pubic Enemy
  
   Red Alert:
   Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!
   Let me tell you more about pubic enemy
   Ay, Q-Tip
  
   Q-Tip:
   Old King Cole was a merry old soul
   Had a lady queen, married since 18
   He protested, that he was infested
   Get lots of love and he couldn't digest it
   All propaganda, one big fat lie
   Cuz I see the king with my very own eye
   Schemed and schemed like a crack fiend king
   And poppin up on the teammates scene
   And poppin and pimpin on hunnies with moneys
   Whole situation to me, was kinda funny
   He hold the crown but not the jimmy hat
   Now he wears a frown and the jimmy hates that
   So the fair maiden in the royal bedroom
   Caught the king scratchin, so she had to assume
   That he got vicked by the enemy's trick
   The thought of cheatin made the maiden so sick
   That she screamed and screamed, went on and kept screamin
   Threw a pot and his dome was beamin
   You could hear him yellin in the motherland
   "Baby, baby please. Baby, understand."
   She ignored and walked through the gate
   The king is in the kingdom to await his fate...of the enemy
   The Pubic Enemy
  
   Q-Tip and Red Alert:
   Propmaster(yeah) Please listen to me(what?)
   Something lurkin by the JimBrowski
   (Who? Jenny?)
   No, not propulated
   A horrible creature that must be penetrated
   He gets all into ya, then he tries to do ya
   You better run fast, he's gonna pursue the...
   (What? Yo listen here. Propmaster whiz, no one fears...)
   Oh, the caves know, just thought I'd let ya know
   How he lives and how he go
   Watch yourself when you're out on the run
   The enemy is missed, we'll have too much fun
   There's four friends of mine that thought they were bad
   And laid up this girl, so now, they're sad
   They scratched and scratched like it was Saturday and...
  
   Red Alert:
   Listen here. This is Cool DJ Red Alert
   Known as the true, the only, the very one, the Propmaster
   There's only one thing I gotta tell ya
   There's a whole lotta propmasters out there. You know what I mean
   Shaheed a propmaster, Q-Tip a propmaster
   The Jungle Brothers a propmaster, BDP a propmaster
   45 King a propmaster
   I won't tell you nuthin bout the ladies, they ain't no propmaster
   But you know who's the main propmaster
   MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!