One thing I never can get
   Can't put my fingers on it
   Always forgetting my lines
   One thing I never can get
   Displacing logic in the memory banks of my mind
  
   I find myself in the strangest places
   My head's got a mind, said a mind of it's own
   I find myself in the strangest places
   I wake up I've been sleeping in somebody's shoes
  
   This is the last of all my songs
   Got to get, to get you in the back of the room
   You're one thing I never can get
   Can't put my fingers on it
   Always forgetting my lines
  
   I find myself in the strangest places
   My head's got a mind, said a mind of it's own
   I find myself in the strangest places
   I wake up I've been sleeping in somebody's room
  
   I find myself in the strangest places
   My head's got a mind, said a mind of it's own
   I find myself in the strangest places
   I wake up I've been sleeping in somebody's shoes
  
   I find myself in the strangest places
   My head's got a mind, said a mind of it's own
   I find myself in the strangest places
   I wake up I've been sleeping in somebody's shoes
  
   I find myself in the strangest places
   My head's got a mind, said a mind of it's own
   I find myself in the strangest places
   I wake up I've been sleeping in somebody's shoes