It's way past noon - I just woke up
   Man - I feel like shit
   One drink too much - took me right out
   How the hell did I get home
  
   Was still in bed when I heard the door
   Somebody kept on knockin'
   And there she was - neat as a pin
   Smile on the face - staring down at me
  
   There she was - there she was
   Asking for a little donation
   There she was - there she was
   Shakin' more than my foundations
  
   So I asked her in - to my surprise
   She didn't waste no time
   She took off her dress - kicked off her shoes
   And threw away her glasses
  
   She was here - she said - to save my soul
   Asking for a little donation
   I gave her all I had to give
   Waiting for my salvation
  
   There she was - there she was
   Praying for a little donation
   On her knees - there she was
   Shakin' more than my foundations
  
   - There she was
   Begging for a little donation
   Down on her knees -
   She rocked me down to my foundations - down to my foundations
  
   It's all for a good purpose
   But it ain't for charity
   It's all for a good purpose
   She came for money - and gave her dignity
  
   C.O.D. - Chanty - no charge
   C.O.D. - Chanty - no fees
   C.O.D. - Charity
   C.O.D. - Charity
  
   C.O.D. - Charity - she came - she saw- she conquered
   C.O.D. - Charity
   C.O.D. - Charity - she came - she saw - she had it from me
   C.O.D. - Charity
  
   C.O.D. - Charity - down
   C.O.D. - Charity - down on me
   C.O.D. - Charity - oh Lord
   C.O.D. - Charity - she's sucking out the devil, the devil in me
  
   You know - I'm good
   Do you like my holy donation
   Just call on me - when ever you want
   And rock me down to my foundations
  
   - There she was
   Asking for a little donation
   Don't ever stop - don't spill a drop
   Keep a shakin' on'a my foundations